Dating Rules for Japanese Women

Pretend not to understand a dirty joke

Look through my lids with upturned eyes

Use animated deco mail for emoji

Talk in an octave higher tone

Blow off a trivial worry by silently smiling

Coordinate light pink and white fashion

Have a bigger fringe (bangs)

Speak slowly and deliberately

Tilt my head when asking questions

Cover my mouth when laughing

Puff my cheeks when angry

Be a little pigeon-toed when standing in the train, at traffic lights, etc

When hot, embarrassed, fan my face with both hands

Have a cute animal cellphone strap

Make a duck mouth (pouty lips) when I feel people are looking at me

(Sample size=547, women)

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Tom Saunter

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